Here's a little game I like to call "I found what...WHERE?"
I'll tell you what I found, and you guess where I found it. It's a little like "find the saltine" on Scrubs except so far I haven't found any saltines anywhere unusual.
1. I found a flashlight.
a) In a cupboard.
b) In a garage.
c) In someone's underpants.
2. I found a pair of dentures.
a) In someone's mouth.
b) soaking in the appropriate cup with lid, labeled.
c) wrapped in a sock and in someone's pocket.
d) shoved down into a recliner.
3. I found a missing resident:
a) Sleeping in someone else's bed.
b) In the furnace control room.
c) trying to open the locked gate outside saying "Damn it!".
4. I found poop.
a) In someone's underwear.
b) Trailing from someone's bathroom to their bed.
c) On the shower floor.
d) Under someone's fingernails
e) In someone's mouth.
5. I found toothpaste.
a) on a toothbrush.
b) on the bathroom counter.
c) in someone's hair.
Keep in mind, this game is extra tricky because for some of these, every single option is true! My world is never boring. Or clean for very long.
Happy New Year!