Real bloggers do this, sometimes, don't they? I think the Bloggess does. She calls it phoning it in. Anyway, here are some of my most recent tweets for those of you who don't have the pleasure of subscribing to my brilliance there.
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March 25th: I feel genuinely excited to be about to clean my bathroom with lemon comet while I listen to an EMT podcast. 30 isn't too different from 29.
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March 26th: PT [physical therapy]asked me to come help push a guy's leg and then when I did it went kablooey and sprayed blood. And I didn't faint!
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April 7th: My shift is half over and very boring, I'm watching an old man watch baseball.
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April 8th: My confused elderly patient told me our relationship won't work if I don't stop lying to him & pretending we're at the hospital.
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April 15th: Hospital riddle: you're working a double and get a 1:1 for a confused impulsive fall risk old man. What word do you least want to hear him say when you walk into the room?
...My real answer (and what he said) = Vietnam. Other contenders?
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April 27th: What should I watch on VHS, crossroads or 3 men and a baby?
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April 29th: I'm still sick. Wheen I finally get better I have a new life goal: pinup girl gator wrestling queen.
Seriously, I like Louisiana, waterproof makeup, alligators and crocodiles in general and I could dust off the fisticuffs.
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today: OMG I just got to cut off a patient's undies for the first time: today is AWESOME!!
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